QOTY Front-runner Emerges: ‘Were you fully erect, Congressman?’

Srsly.

That was at Anthony Weiner’s presser as it came to a conclusion, as Weiner valiantly fights for his political life (yeah, right, like he’s going to resign – ha!). Word on the street is that there’s a photo floating around of Weiner’s unclad dong, and we can only hope a Sharpee-in-pooper shot to go with it.

/nohomo

I hope he doesn’t give in, I really do – this story could eventually get worse … forever, because the first rule of a scandal where you weren’t in the same room with the woman is to deny everything, even with the evidence staring you in the face. Weiner’s already copped to some of this, so that means there is exponentially more material out there – potentially, of course.

 

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