And just like that, George Will sets me straight

Well, not that Will has gotten the taste of Fred-6’s asshole of his tongue, he’s compiled a list of five unelectable cracker-boys that he, um, doesn’t mince words with in prognosticating the GOP’s future – by Will’s take, a failure at every level:

Let us not mince words. There are at most five plausible Republican presidents on the horizon – Indiana Gov. Mitch Daniels, Mississippi Gov. Haley Barbour, former Utah governor and departing ambassador to China Jon Huntsman, former Massachusetts governor Romney and former Minnesota governor Tim Pawlenty.

So the Republican winnowing process is far advanced. But the nominee may emerge much diminished by involvement in a process cluttered with careless, delusional, egomaniacal, spotlight-chasing candidates to whom the sensible American majority would never entrust a lemonade stand, much less nuclear weapons.

via George F. Will – Mike Huckabee, Newt Gingrich and the spotlight-chasing candidates of 2012.

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3 Responses to And just like that, George Will sets me straight

  1. Eric says:

    “The most recent vibrator is Mike Huckabee…”

    And with this sentence I hereby forgive George Will for his attack on blue jeans.

    There is a political sweet spot between being afraid to attack Obama and throwing the kitchen sink at him. Finding that sweet spot is one of 5 prerequisites to being able to take him down in 2012 (the other 4: being culturally sellable to both big and small states, and policy, policy, policy) Making him out to be the epitome of what is wrong with east coast liberal intellectual elitism? In the sweet spot. Making him out to be some sort of Manchurian implant from a foreign culture? Outside the sweet spot.

    Republican contenders would do well to heed George Will’s advice here.

  2. godsowncrunk says:

    The vibrator comment raised two questions, neither of which I was going to share, but will share now:

    1) Is Will referring to the reed on a musical instrument – if he is, the point still makes little sense, especially if he is unaware that a vibrator is also used in conjunction with cats and ice cream to make many women happy in the absence of a loving man;

    2) Is Will referring to the aforementioned sex toy, in which case Mike Huckabee must be walking tall today?

  3. godsowncrunk says:

    I forgot – nice analogy re the sweet spot.

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