A real lolercaust: Frank J at IMAO offering some advice for the new GOPer majority

* Never look directly at Nancy Pelosi. Instead, try to look at her reflection in your shield or something.

* Some people will act like they’re your friends and tell you how great it would be to spend lots of taxpayer money. These people are not your friends; set them on fire.

* Don’t use the community refrigerator. It doesn’t matter how clearly you label your lunch — Charlie Rangel will still eat it.

* There are rules making it illegal to punch Democrat congressmen in the face despite how legislatively helpful that would be. Just pretend you’re really clumsy with a fist bump.

via IMAO » Blog Archive » The New Republican Majority.

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