The Jellywhite Almanac: Afternoon edition

I’m on some new crazy meds and they’re making crazy productive, so everything on the Internet sounds is awesome right now. Insanity? More like winsanity, amirite? So, let’s do some afternoon Jellywhite…

First, this is classic – from Don Surber via Instapundit, it regards Columbia University trying to use eminent domain to grab some property from another private property owner. Sound familiar?

In the same city where the mayor supports the private property rights to build a Victory Mosque near Ground Zero seems to be silent on this deadly killer of a business in West Harlem, which is an area that could use private enterprise.

Sarah Palin did a three-part interview with Robin Roberts on ABC’s Good Morning America. I watched the first two segments, and they were good. Roberts was tough but fair, all anyone can really ask for. With that said, here are some of the Palin-related goodies today. To start, a heart-warming story from Conservatives4Palin about teenage boys watching Sarah Palin’s Alaska on TLC because they think one of the Palin daughters is hot – presumably Willow, because she is hot, in a completely-innocent-for-teenage-boys-kind-of-way, not in the icky David Letterman rape-humor way.William Jacobson is also a fan of the show (I watch intermittently – it’s opposite Sunday Night Football). Cubachi was impressed with Palin’s GMA appearance.

Via The Other McCain, this is a cool piece over at DaTechGuy’s site about going door-to-door to local business looking for advertising for his radio show…

To paraphrase Eric Cartman paraphrasing Mel Gibson’s William Wallace in Braveheart, you may take our lives, but you’ll never take our goddamn Internet!!

As an American, this only mildly bothers me. As someone who despises Fred-6, it fills me with joy. As Allah put it at HotAir:

Oddly enough, this snub made me appreciate just how much The One has in common with the average joe. Think about it: His co-workers are pains in the ass; he comes home after a long day and gets nagged by his wife for not eating right; he goes outside and has to pick dog crap up off of his lawn; and now he has to deal with awkward, petty social snubs inside his circle of “friends.” He really is just like us.

The last thing the Fed wants is to get in a fight/in Perkins Oklahoma on a Saturday night…

Alright, that’s all the madness can withstand for now – have a great weekend – time for my luge lessons…



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I'm King B, the originator of the Jellywhite lyrical style and god's own crunk.

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