The Jellywhite Almanac: J-Cube is a moron and other truisms

Good morning.

Turns out, the trillion dollars in stimulus money hidden inside Fred-6’s Trojan horse seems like Reaganomics to Jesse Jackson Jr., (beginning now and forever known simply as J-Cube), which means that the apple doesn’t fall far from the tree, by which I mean that he learned economics from his father: the only thing that should be tax free is the money coming out of the “collection plate” and the ass that works at the nonprofit foundation you run.

William Jacobson sees the light.

I’ve been bearish on Krauthammer lately, but he nailed this one. From the same piece linked above:

If Obama had asked for a second stimulus directly, he would have been laughed out of town. Stimulus I was so reviled that the Democrats banished the word from their lexicon throughout the 2010 campaign. And yet, despite a very weak post-election hand, Obama got the Republicans to offer to increase spending and cut taxes by $990 billion over two years. Two-thirds of that is above and beyond extension of the Bush tax cuts but includes such urgent national necessities as windmill subsidies.

Here’s some xTranomral fun from Don Surber:

This is of course in reference to Fred-6 insanely letting Bill Clinton stand behind the Presidential Podium one more time; while Fred-6 stood by and gawked like a first-timer at a gloryhole, Clinton worked the hole like a pro – tru-dat. Here’s BJ showing Fred-6 how it’s done:

Here’s RS McCain rounding up the usual funniness of this bizarrootherworldliness, and you just knew that Iowahawk was going to be on this shit like white on rice in a snowstorm. Which reminds me:

As an affluent white man, I know I’m not supposed to say things like this, but I severely dislike cops. No only do I immediately hold in suspicion the kind of person that wants to be a cop, but I see America as overpoliced, probably because we are over-litigated. Cops suck, though, and they suck it hard. As Vox Popoli notes:

The police are simply out of control all around the nation. They clearly believe they are above the law because they are so seldom held accountable for their actions. It is obviously necessary to pass laws in every state making it perfectly clear that recording video and audio of police actions is not only legal, but any attempt by police to resist such recordings being made will be prosecuted.

The best paragraph in a hilarrrrrious piece at AmThink:

The second reason we riot is because of the sexism.  It is completely offensive to me, as a progressive man with absolutely no differences from a woman whatsoever, to continue the historical injustice of keeping women from their natural, swashbuckling tendencies.  In a world which allowed people to pursue their natural inclinations, perhaps the overwhelming majority of men wouldscrapbook pictures of their girlfriends for hours, and women would engage in hobbies like weapon-smithing, car-building, arm-wrestling, and — lest we forget — rescuing the menfolk from certain peril.  But yet we see, because of movies like “Tangled,” that the overwhelming majority of women tragically still do not envy the lives of UFC champions.

Here’s more proof that racist rednecks also habitually commit incest, especially when those racist rednecks are Columbia University Poly-Sci professors who contributed to Fred-6’s campaign, hate Sarah Palin, blog at HuffPo and are fuzzy-headed liberals. Yeah, I’m talking about David Epstein

Here’s Althouse’s take on the same…

And here’s John Hayward on Palin’s WSJ op-ed (also the latest WhaTCKAS entry, Hayward’s, that is)…

For now, that is all. I have two xmas parties to tend to today, and I haven’t even started doing the Wikileaks thing. The big question is this: for an afternoon xmas party hosted at a chemical dependency facility, does one opt for the tux or the seersucker?

Tough call.

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I'm King B, the originator of the Jellywhite lyrical style and god's own crunk.

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